Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Randomize