Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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