office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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