She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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