is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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