Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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