I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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