Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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