summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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