I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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