Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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