Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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