Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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