Me. At least after what I've been through.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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