if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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