i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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