I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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