My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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