Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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