he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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