when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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