at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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