just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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