We're like a lot better than the average bears
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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