her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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