I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
high people should be assigned attendants
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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