my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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