Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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