This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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