VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Come on in and take your pants off
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