so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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