so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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