After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize
