Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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