I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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