How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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