Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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