East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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