i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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