Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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