thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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