After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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