I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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