so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
