drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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