great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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