Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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