Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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