2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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