you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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what are you doing with your life
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
