She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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