Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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