So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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