is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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