you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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