I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
that is very illegal...i love you.
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