Just fell off a train. Bad.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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