I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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