how can u be prego again
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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